Archive - HOUSE OF 1000 MARKS

some other shit the fader was too pussy to publish because they are still scared of anthony fantano's libel suit from 6 years ago: aka, Fuck…

i wrote this at the request of my editor who treated me like a staff writer while denying that i deserved more. it is now an artifact and a document so…

Apr 18 •

here it is: a piece of writing so raw and so real and so trans that i got fired from the fader over it

read the profile that cis men everywhere are calling "Too Trans For Publication"

Apr 17 •

March 2024

some thoughts on ten years of smoking penises no homo

a bit of a reminiscence on my long-running relationship with the devil's lettuce, why blunts are my favorite weed delivery system, and the unique bond…

Mar 15 •

February 2024

lately i feel like doing more personal writing

so i am trying that with some thoughts on hormones

Feb 21 •

November 2023

what i've written recently: late period 2023

i am a girl sitting at a computer typing some words

Nov 13, 2023 •

July 2023

deep cut subscriber club: jerry jeff walker collectibles

some thoughts on why jerry jeff walker is the essence of texas country music + 5 of his albums not available on streaming

Jul 28, 2023 •

from the vault: an essay from 2015 about steven spielberg and conspiracy theories

for my elite paid tier... the first piece i ever had published online and some thoughts on the origins of my writing career

Jul 19, 2023 •

June 2023

from the vault: gangsta pat's deadly verses

originally published on bandcamp daily in 2020

Jun 22, 2023 •

April 2023

all rapping fast and no play makes jackman a dull boy

some thoughts on jack harlow's latest attempt at being taken seriously and white boy swag

Apr 30, 2023 •

December 2022

*Andre Bazin Voice* What Is Sports?

some notes on the enduring discourse of professional wrestling: sport or not sport?

Dec 9, 2022 •

August 2022

HOOK vs. "The Reality" zack clayton (AEW rampage, 08/19/2022)

on aew's crossover with jersey shore family vacation, shark week, and how corporate licensing shapes wrestling formally

Aug 22, 2022 •

June 2022

american dragon vs. william regal (memphis championship wrestling, 05/05/2001)

on the collaborative chemistry of william regal and bryan danielson

Jun 23, 2022 •

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